Turtle Bard

Inspiring you to get out of your shell by providing curated randomness and eclectic calculators for your RPGs.

D&D 5e NPC Generator

Who’s the cloaked figure emerging from the shadows? Who’s leering from across the tavern? Who bumped your shoulder in the crowded bazaar? Always have an answer for your players with this randomized NPC creator.

OSR Treasure Share

Determine the fair share of treasure between your players and retainers.

Fantasy Rumor Generator

Gossip and legends abound. You’ll never guess what I just heard!

Sword Name Generator

Every mythic blade needs a great name. Find yours today.

D&D 5e Travel Time Calculator

Are we there yet? Use this simple overland travel calculator to determine how many days of travel will be required for a journey.